Sign Of Trouble

From Bliss

My Wife and I were recommended to try a sperm donor.

So we did, but neither of us liked it.

Next time we're sticking to our regular kebabs.

ReBoot

From smbc

I've donated sperm so often that I get turned on by those plastic cups.

Also, I'm banned from Tupperware parties.

Safe Laptop Use

From Cyanide & Happiness

I received an email today from a 'bored house-wife, aged 32. fit, looking for some action'.

So, I arranged to send her a week's supply of my washing and ironing to help keep her busy.

Development

I bought some Caesar Salad Dressing. The label said, "Best Before the Ides of March".

Donation

From Dogs on the 4th

Seeding

From smbc

Samples

First Known Picture Of Michael Phelps