Safety Santa

From Moderately Confused

From OffTheMark

From Looks Good On Paper

Pandemic Meetups

From Bizarro

Me: Alexa, what's the weather going to be this weekend?

Alexa: Why? Where do you think you're going?

Christening

I went to my first socially distanced christening this morning

 

A Reminder From Bruce

It was a quiet Monday morning in September 2053, when John awoke with a need to go to the bathroom. To John this wasn't just any ordinary day! This was the day he would open the last package of toilet paper his parents bought in the year 2020.

Clowns Distancing

From Reality Check

Working Conditions

From Speedbump

Ambulance chasers' adverts coming soon: Were you asked to work during the COVID-19 pandemic. You may be entitled to compensation.

Social Distancing and Petting

From Beckheads

During the Middle Ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies. Does anyone know whether we have anything similar planned when this one ends?

Distancing Issues

From Liniers Cartoon

From Dilbert

A Taste Of Freedom

From Speedbump

From Dave Whamond

EXCLUSIVE: List of confirmed opening times for Super Saturday.

11.00 - Red Lion

12.00 - King's Head

13.00 - Royal Oak

14.00 - Rose and Crown

21.00 - NHS Nightingale

From HIGNFY

Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine?

Husband: You were never really skinny!

Time of Death: 11.32 4/7/2020

Cause of Death: Coronavirus

Isolation

From Pearls Before Swine

Back To Work

From Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock

From Dilbert

From HeyBuddy

Game Of Life

From Moderately Confused

Prevention

 

From Matt Davies

I've just been reading a very sad story about the man in Saudi Arabia who had to return the items that he stole after being convicted of stealing two pallets of hand sanitiser. Still, on the bright side, he won't be needing it now.

Social Distancing Problems

 

From Harry Burton

 

From Barney and Clyde

The COVID-19 pandemic has been particularly stressful for Flat Earth Society members.

They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

How To Act In An Emergency

 

From Dilbert

Isolating and Distancing

 

From Rhymes With Orange

 

From Rhymes With Orange

They say that in London you're never more than six feet away from some selfish jerk who refuses to follow advice on social distancing.

Distancing

From Cyanide & Happiness

From Buni Comic

Going Out

I just opened a coronavirus museum. It is closed until further notice.

Zoos

Where's Wally 2020