Bonus

From Buni Comic

I am on a diet and my friend asked me how it's going.

"Not good", I said, "I had eggs for breakfast."

"Fried?" He asked.

"Chocolate!" I replied.

Bonus

From Chucklebros

After seven years of medical training and incredible hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.

He slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession.

What a waste of time, effort, talent, training and money.

He is a genuinely nice guy and such a brilliant, brilliant vet.