Rise And Shine

From Buni Comic

I always keep an empty milk bottle in my fridge, just in case someone wants a black coffee.

Coffee Order

From Speedbump

Two astronauts are making drinks on the International Space Station when one turns to the other and says, "I can't find any milk for my coffee."

The second astronaut replies, "In space no one can, here use cream."

Milking It

From Scribbly G

I don't drink cow milk, because I'm not a baby cow.

However, I do drink almond milk, because I'm a little nutty!

Manboy

From Bizarro

I don't drink cow's milk, because I'm not a baby cow.

However, I do drink almond milk, because I'm a little nutty!

Pioneer

From Junk Drawer

Two Astronauts are chilling on the space station when one turns to the other and says, "I can't find any milk for my coffee."

The second astronaut replies, "In space no one can, here use cream."

Fight Fire With . . .

From smbc

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

2% Milk

From OffTheMark

The Supermarket Advantage