Going The Extra Mile

From Twonk Comics

I was in a taxi the other day and the driver asked, “Is it okay if I put some music on?”

I responded, “Yeah, that’s fine, go ahead”.

He said, “Kiss?”.

I replied, “Look, just play the music first and then we’ll see how I feel”.

(t)Uber Travel

From Reality Check

I passed my driving test even though I kept forgetting to use my rear view mirror and I haven't looked back since.

Management

From Dilbert

I was in a taxi today chatting to the driver.

He said "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do".

I said "Turn left here, mate!"

How To Get A Free Taxi Ride

 

 

Final Communication

From Bizarro