Airline Luggage

From Close to Home by John McPherson

Someone has collapsed on the luggage carousel at Heathrow Airport.

Medics at the scene report they are coming round slowly!

Coffee or Tea?

There are funny noises coming from my teapot.

It sounds like thunder and lightning to me.

I think it must be a storm brewing!

Standard Operating Procedure

From Christopher Weyant

Have you been hit by a rhythm stick and it wasn't your fault?

You may be entitled to obtain compensation from an Ian Dury claim.

No Frills

From smbc

The Airline Approach

From Bizarro

Seat Selection

From xkcd