Fortune Teller Interview

From Twonk Comics

Fortune Teller Buying Clothes

Shop Assistant: How about this one?

Fortune Teller: That shirt is too small

Shop Assistant: You didn't even try it on

Fortune Teller: I'm a medium

Skill

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

I used to work in a warehouse and one day I had a very heavy box to pick up.

I wasn't sure what the best way to do it was so I sent a message to my boss asking him and he texted straight back.

Interview Faux Pas

From Bliss

Interviewer: "This says you tend to jump to conclusions"

Me: "So I'm hired?"

Competence Based Interviewing

From Jonesy

Interviewer: I'm sorry, I don't think that you're really suited to the role of librarian.

Brian Blessed: WHY NOT?

Under Pressure

From In Otter News

Q: How Does An Otter Drive To Work?

A: In His Otter-Mobile

Dog Interview

From Liz Climo

Interviewer: What would you say are your st...

Me: Strengths? Making inferences from minimal data.

Interviewer: Okay, and your we...

Me: Wheat allergies? None whatsoever.

Flunking The Interview

From Jenns Comics

Interviewer: "What's your greatest strength?"

Me: "You tell me"

Interviewer:

Me:

Interviewer: "Delegating?"

Me: "That's right"

Sucking

From Dinos and Comics

Interviewer: "Any weaknesses?"

Me: "Sometimes I'm ill prepared"

Interviewer: "Can you give an example?"

Me: "What, now?"

Job Interview Weakness

From Pain Comics

Job interviewer: "What would you say is your main weakness?"

Me: "Empathy"

Job interviewer: "Do you mean apathy?"

Me: "Yeah. Whatever"

Celebrity Culture

From smbc

I do wish Medusa would stop objectifying everyone.

Diversity

From Will McPhail

I once thought about having a sex change to become a woman.

But in the end I decided that I couldn't afford the pay cut.

Cut Your Losses

From Loading Artist

Interviewer: "What's your biggest weakness?"

Me: "Oh that's a brilliant question"

Interviewer: "But what's the answer?"

Me: "Sarcasm"

Interview Techniques

From Imgur

Koka Koala

From TheArgyleSweater

Microcone

From Bizarro

Unpredictable Interview Candidate

From Cyanide & Happiness

Confident Vision

From Bizarro

Job Interview

From Teddy Tietz

 

Meddling Mum

From Bizarro

 

Interview Technique

From xkcd