"Hello, is that the cricket club?"
"Yes."
"Could I speak to Mike please?"
"I'm sorry, he's in at the moment. I'll get him to call you back when he's out!"
Showing posts with label cricket. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cricket. Show all posts
Friday, 3 July 2026
Friday, 10 October 2025
Fishing Line
I'm playing cricket against my local fish & chip shop team later.
Their fielders and bowlers aren't that good, but their batter is brilliant!
Friday, 24 July 2020
Guided By "The Science"
As England's cricketers begin their third test in a month, Matt Hancock is left wondering how they manage to do so many. - HIGNFY
Thursday, 15 August 2013
Australian Cricket
What do you call an Aussie with a bottle of Champagne?
A waiter.
What do you call a world-class Australian cricketer?
Retired.
What do you call an Australian who can hold a catch?
A fisherman.
Why can no-one drink wine in Australia at the moment?
They haven't got any openers.
What is the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies?
Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
What does an Australian batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.
Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone on the Australian cricket team?
The woman who irons their cricket whites.
What's the height of optimism?
An Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen.
What do you call a cricket field full of Australians?
A vacant lot.
What's the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car?
Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them both.
What's the difference between Michael Clarke and a funeral director?
A funeral director doesn't keep losing the ashes.
The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricket team for a meeting.
They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast.
A waiter.
What do you call a world-class Australian cricketer?
Retired.
What do you call an Australian who can hold a catch?
A fisherman.
Why can no-one drink wine in Australia at the moment?
They haven't got any openers.
What is the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies?
Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
What does an Australian batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.
Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone on the Australian cricket team?
The woman who irons their cricket whites.
What's the height of optimism?
An Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen.
What do you call a cricket field full of Australians?
A vacant lot.
What's the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car?
Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them both.
What's the difference between Michael Clarke and a funeral director?
A funeral director doesn't keep losing the ashes.
The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricket team for a meeting.
They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast.
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