Seasons Greetings

From Four Eyes

My wife left me yesterday because she said I was too addicted to football.

I was devastated . . . I'd been with her for 12 seasons.

Seasons' Greetings

From Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock

My kids told me that they wanted a cat for Christmas.

Usually I do a turkey, but hey, if it will make them happy.

Season's Greetings

From TheArgyleSweater