Once a year I like to stay up late with some popcorn and whisky to watch the Oscars.
Unfortunately, Mrs Oscar closed the curtains early last night and ruined all my preparations.
Once a year I like to stay up late with some popcorn and whisky to watch the Oscars.
Unfortunately, Mrs Oscar closed the curtains early last night and ruined all my preparations.
Congratulations to my wife who reached a new culinary milestone today.
She set off the neighbour's smoke alarm.