Showing posts with label carrot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label carrot. Show all posts

Tuesday, 23 December 2025

Brrrr!

From JimBenton

Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose!

Friday, 15 November 2024

(t)Uber Travel

I passed my driving test even though I kept forgetting to use my rear view mirror and I haven't looked back since.

Friday, 26 July 2024

Carrot Juice

From Buni Comic

As a man is walking his pet carrot it gets hit by a car.

After rushing to the hospital, the man paces the waiting room until the doctor comes out exhausted from surgery.

"Doctor, is my carrot alive, is it ok?"

The doctor sighs. "I have good news and bad news. The good news is your pet carrot is alive".

The man breathes a sigh of relief. "What's the bad news doctor?"

The doctor looks him in the eyes and says, "Well I'm sorry but it's going be a vegetable for the rest of its life."


Tuesday, 26 March 2024

Til Deaths Do Us Part

From OffTheMark

Why did the rabbit reject her boyfriend's marriage proposal?

Because the ring wasn't 24 carrots

Friday, 16 December 2022

Picking

What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?

Sunday, 19 December 2021