Showing posts with label carrot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label carrot. Show all posts
Tuesday, 23 December 2025
Friday, 15 November 2024
Friday, 26 July 2024
Carrot Juice
As a man is walking his pet carrot it gets hit by a car.
After rushing to the hospital, the man paces the waiting room until the doctor comes out exhausted from surgery.
"Doctor, is my carrot alive, is it ok?"
The doctor sighs. "I have good news and bad news. The good news is your pet carrot is alive".
The man breathes a sigh of relief. "What's the bad news doctor?"
The doctor looks him in the eyes and says, "Well I'm sorry but it's going be a vegetable for the rest of its life."
Tuesday, 26 March 2024
Friday, 16 December 2022
Sunday, 19 December 2021
Tuesday, 14 December 2021
Mimic
Labels:
animal,
bird,
carrot,
cartoon,
cell phone,
gags,
lol,
mobile phone,
parrot,
phone,
pun,
smartphone,
Speedbump,
wordplay
Thursday, 21 December 2017
Tuesday, 20 December 2016
Sunday, 28 February 2016
Tuesday, 15 December 2015
Buni Christmas
Labels:
buni,
carrot,
cartoon,
chimney,
Christmas,
Christmas Presents,
Christmas tree,
Father Christmas,
fire,
gags,
lol,
Santa,
snowman,
trap
Friday, 24 April 2015
Friday, 20 December 2013
Monday, 5 August 2013
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