Everyone's A Winner Baby

From Leigh Rubin

What prize does someone get if they haven't moved a muscle in over a year?

A trophy.

Trophy Wall

From Loose Parts

In the northern hemisphere, small dogs chase their tails clockwise, but in the southern hemisphere, they chase them anticlockwise.

This is known as the corgiolis effect.

Trophies

From Buni Comic

A shark could swim faster than me.

But, I could probably run faster than a shark.

So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

First Trophy

From Liz Climo

The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune, but the chick peas can only hummus one.

Deadline

From Sunny Street

I introduced my new girlfriend to my family last night.

I said, "This is my dad, Roger, and this is my twin brother, Dave".

She smiled and said, "Nice to meet you, who's the oldest?"

I said "My dad".

Small Victories

From Buni Comic

Out Of Africa

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From Buni Comic

Trophy Hunter

 

From Buni Comic

 

Relaxing Animals