Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts

Friday, 31 October 2025

Who's Ready For Halloween?

I've just been to my Nan's house, and fair play to her, at 94, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobwebs and live insects in the windows and a skeleton on the sofa.

She always makes a big effort but when I rang the bell there was no answer.

I'll pop back next week, see how she's doing!

Tuesday, 5 November 2024

Pet Pranks

From Bliss

I managed to get all my Christmas shopping done this morning.

I hope that everyone likes Halloween costumes.

Friday, 1 November 2024

Pumpkin Piercings

I can't believe that I nearly forgot about All Saints' Day.

Never ever have I ever felt so low.

Thursday, 31 October 2024

Monday, 31 October 2022

The Treat


From The Perry Bible Fellowship

I went to see my doctor and he told me I was obese and diabetic.

I thought - he could have sugar coated it a bit.

Sunday, 31 October 2021

Friday, 21 December 2012

Bases



There are 10 types of people in the world - those that get the preceding joke, and those that don't.


Wednesday, 31 October 2012

Halloween

It’s Halloween. Or as paedophiles call it, Christmas.

It’s Halloween. Just as it was exactly a year ago. On this very day. Spooky.