Some Gags

From Liz Climo I've just been to my Nan's house, and fair play to her, at 94, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobweb...

From Bliss I managed to get all my Christmas shopping done this morning. I hope that everyone likes Halloween costumes.

From Buni Comic I can't believe that I nearly forgot about All Saints' Day. Never ever have I ever felt so low.

From Wrong Hands I'm not going to be buying any apples this Hallowe'en. That should save me a bob or two.

From @38mo1

From GoatToSelf Does anyone know where adults can go trick or treating? Looking for a neighbourhood that hands out kebabs and whisky.

From The Perry Bible Fellowship I went to see my doctor and he told me I was obese and diabetic. I thought - he could have sugar coate...

From JimBenton Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

 

From JimBenton

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There are 10 types of people in the world - those that get the preceding joke, and those that don't.

It’s Halloween. Or as paedophiles call it, Christmas. It’s Halloween. Just as it was exactly a year ago. On this very day. Spooky.