Hypochondriacs Anonymous

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Which disease are hypochondriacs sure that they don't have?

Hypochondria

Sawing Ladies

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I failed my entrance exam to get into The Magic Circle.

It wasn’t fair, they were all trick questions!

Diabetes Placebo Test

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I was just on a diabetes information website.

It asked if I would accept cookies.

Is that a trick question?

Bob Loved The Outdoors

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Last night my neighbour came home drunk and banged on his own door for 5 minutes.

The trouble is, he lives alone, so nobody answered.

So, I went outside and told him he wasn't there; and he left.

Why You Shouldn't Show Off In Restaurants

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.

For example:

Jane ate her friend's sandwich.

Jane ate her friend's colon.

Aide Memoire

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My son, Luke, loves it that we named him after a Star Wars character.

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

Sketch Artist

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My wife and I decided we don't want to have children. We will be telling them tonight.

Carried Away

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