When Nature Calls

From Loading Artist

I was sitting on the toilet when the guy in the cubicle next to me started smoking.

How inconsiderate is that?

It was so disgusting I nearly couldn't finish my sandwich!

Nature

From Dogmo

Don't tell secrets in the garden.

The potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears and the beanstalk.

Fairground Toilets

From Sunny Street

At any one time a bowl of nuts on a bar will have 17 types of urine on them.

That's why they're called peanuts.

Wee-erd Fruit Juice

From TheArgyleSweater

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