Christmas 2035

I seem to be addicted to cold turkey.

Does anyone know how I can stop?

Introduction

From Jonesy

After every Christmas I get so addicted to eating cold turkey that when it runs out I get withdrawal symptoms.

Horror Film 8

From OffTheMark

Crush

From Bird and Moon

I found a badly injured owl so I tried to put it out of its misery. It took me almost three hours to wring its neck.

Covid Violation

From Richard Jolley

What size of turkey do I need to cook for 12 people and possibly 2 police officers?

Fight Or Flight

From TheArgyleSweater

Disguise

 

 

Holiday Food

From Get Fuzzy

Holiday Icons

From Bizarro