I started my dream job today.
I get my own £200,000 company car and a corner window with a view of the city.
Being a bus driver is a dream come true.
Showing posts with label dream. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dream. Show all posts
Wednesday, 31 July 2024
Monday, 24 June 2024
Follow Your Dreams
Wow! What a session that was in the bedroom.
I must have burnt off an incredible number of calories.
I hate putting the duvet cover on.
Friday, 19 April 2024
Promotion?
I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work.
Thankfully I was at work!
Sunday, 31 December 2023
2024 Is Upon Us
2024 is the year I finally get to live my dreams.
So, I've booked myself in to re-sit my A levels naked.
Friday, 14 April 2023
Accidental Offence
My girlfriend told me she had a dream about me cheating.
It's sweet of her to have dreams about me being happy.
Friday, 17 March 2023
Monday, 16 May 2022
How Many Languages Do You Speak?
Wife: "I had a crazy dream last night"
Me: "I taught the dog to speak"
Wife: "No, that wasn't it"
Dog: "Wasn't what?"
Wednesday, 29 September 2021
Context Matters
My wife woke up this morning and said, "I had a dream last night that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?"
I said, "You'll find out later".
So, when I came home later, I handed her a package.
Inside the package was a book called "Your Dreams and What They Mean".
Friday, 1 January 2021
Saturday, 13 June 2020
Friday, 27 September 2019
Monday, 4 March 2019
Tuesday, 16 February 2016
Thursday, 4 June 2015
Monday, 13 January 2014
Thursday, 10 October 2013
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