Showing posts with label love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label love. Show all posts

Monday, 16 June 2025

Never Enough

I felt a bit greedy when I treated myself to a new boat.

But I couldn't resist, there was a sail on.

Thursday, 20 February 2025

Resurrection

From At Random Comics

8pm - I get a text from my girlfriend: Me or football?

11pm - I text my girlfriend: You of course.

Wednesday, 22 January 2025

Watching

People at work say I'm nosey and always listening in to private conversations.

I just wish they'd have the guts to say it to my face.


Wednesday, 5 July 2023

Satanic Tennis

From Rhymes With Orange

TOP TIP: Pretend you're a professional tennis player by asking your greengrocer for three apples and then rolling one back to him.

Friday, 22 May 2020

Love In The Time Of Coronavirus


 

From Mail&Guardian


First it was, alcohol kills coronavirus. Then heat may kill it. Now direct sunlight may kill Covid. So, if you see me outside in my garden drunk, naked and laying in the sun, mind your own business; I'm conducting important medical research.

Wednesday, 11 April 2018

True Love



The moment you stop trying to do anything to make the other person like you – that's true love.

Thursday, 14 February 2013