Showing posts with label love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label love. Show all posts
Monday, 16 June 2025
Never Enough
Labels:
boat,
cartoon,
gags,
greed,
I love you,
lol,
love,
pun,
War and Peas,
wordplay
Thursday, 20 February 2025
Resurrection
8pm - I get a text from my girlfriend: Me or football?
11pm - I text my girlfriend: You of course.
Labels:
At Random Comics,
cartoon,
football,
friend,
gags,
girlfriend,
lol,
love,
resurrection
Wednesday, 22 January 2025
Watching
People at work say I'm nosey and always listening in to private conversations.
I just wish they'd have the guts to say it to my face.
Wednesday, 5 July 2023
Satanic Tennis
TOP TIP: Pretend you're a professional tennis player by asking your greengrocer for three apples and then rolling one back to him.
Labels:
Apple,
cartoon,
demon,
devil,
fruit,
gags,
greengrocer,
hate,
lol,
love,
profession,
Rhymes With Orange,
tennis
Sunday, 27 December 2020
Friday, 22 May 2020
Love In The Time Of Coronavirus
First it was, alcohol kills coronavirus. Then heat may kill it. Now direct sunlight may kill Covid. So, if you see me outside in my garden drunk, naked and laying in the sun, mind your own business; I'm conducting important medical research.
Labels:
cartoon,
coronavirus,
COVID-19,
disease,
epidemic,
Gabriel García Márquez,
gags,
lockdown,
lol,
love,
pandemic,
virus
Tuesday, 9 July 2019
Wednesday, 27 March 2019
Monday, 28 May 2018
Wednesday, 11 April 2018
True Love
The moment you stop trying to do anything to make the other person like you – that's true love.
Wednesday, 24 January 2018
Tuesday, 28 November 2017
Wednesday, 18 October 2017
Life Stages
Labels:
affection,
booster,
cartoon,
coast,
gags,
life stages,
lol,
love,
relationships,
rocket,
sex,
smbc
Thursday, 6 October 2016
Thursday, 8 September 2016
Monday, 20 June 2016
Thursday, 14 February 2013
Valentine's Q&A's
Q: Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?
A: She stole his heart.
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date!
A: She stole his heart.
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date!
Valentoons
Labels:
animal,
cartoon,
Charles Darwin,
Darwin,
gags,
insect,
lol,
love,
love hearts,
pun,
retweet,
twitter,
Valentine's Day,
wordplay
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