Early Version Of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock . . .

From Bizarro

The police just pulled me over and said, "Papers?"

I said, "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.

I think he wants a rematch because he's been chasing me ever since.

Cave Art

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From Rhymes With Orange

From 9to5

From Strange Brew

From Loose Parts

Wanted:

Someone to feed me doritos so that my fingers don't get all orange.

No weirdos.

Early Edition

From Rhymes With Orange

For Christmas last year I got given Sudoku toilet paper.

It's useless, you can only fill it in with number ones and number twos.

Innovation

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

From Scribbly G

A few years ago, I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.

It was a flop.

Providing

From Sunny Street

Too Soon?

 

From Bizarro

 

Forward Planning

 

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Paleo Diet

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It's Gonna End Up Being A Drag

From Bizarro