Hallovenn Diagram of BOOlean logic

From @38mo1

Monty Hall

From The Jenkins

Transfer Deadline Day News

Man City say they are looking to sign young Nigerian striker Untidi.

According to their scouts he's the new Messi.

Logic v Feelings

 

From xkcd

The Problem With Being A Programmer

My mum said, "Honey, please go to the market and buy a bottle of milk.  If they have eggs, get 6".
I came back with 6 bottles of milk.
She said, "Why on earth did you buy 6 bottles of milk?"
I said, "because they had eggs".