Pigeon Acoustics

Bagpipes are the only instrument that, when you learn to play them properly, sound exactly the same as when you started.

Great Wikipedia Edit

I received an award from the Royal College of Music for "Outstanding contribution to Bagpipes".

I asked, "Why me, I've never even played the bagpipes?"

They said, "Precisely, if only there were more people like you in the world!"

It's Coming

From Buni Comic

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning.

Can you believe that 2:30am‽

Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Targeted Freds

Working Late

My neighbours aren't used to being at home all day, and they're arguing a lot. This morning I heard them continually yelling "shut the fuck up!" at each other every time I took a break from bagpipe practice.

Music Police

From Bizarro

Musical Wisdom

From Bizarro