Surprise Results

From Speedbump

I said to my wife the other day, "When I die dear, I'm going to leave everything to you."

She said, "You already do, you lazy sod!"

Naughty or Nice or . . .

From Moderately Confused

From Pat Bagley

I've heard that if you have relatives round on Christmas Day the police can force entry and make them go home. Do you think this is a free service or do you have to book?

Test Results

I just got my test results back. I'm COVID-19 free – whoo hoo!

So, let me get this straight. There's no cure for a virus that can be killed by hand sanitizer or soap?