Showing posts with label song. Show all posts
Showing posts with label song. Show all posts

Thursday, 16 October 2025

Spaceship Earth


From Liniers Cartoon

Some people call me the space cowboy,

Some call me the gangster of love,

Some people call me Maurice . . .

- Yes Sir, but I do still need to see your driving licence.

Wednesday, 25 June 2025

Karaoke

From Twonk Comics

I've got an Abba song stuck in my head, I'll be singing it all day knowing me!

Wednesday, 20 December 2023

Winning Hand

From Buni Comic

Did you hear that Boney M have updated their Christmas hit, Mary's Boy Child, to make it more in keeping with modern sensibilities?

It's called Their They Child!

Tuesday, 6 June 2023

Wednesday, 24 May 2023

Room Of Delights

From smbc

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to diss-a-Brie?

I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese,

Everybody's looking for Stilton.

Tuesday, 25 January 2022

Everyday Is A Winding Road


From Reality Check

I went to HMV earlier and asked the guy behind the counter if they had any Run DMC records.

He said "Walk this way".

Tuesday, 20 July 2021

Buddy, You're A Fowl, Got A Big Scowl

I went to a bar last night to watch a Swedish pop duo sing a few songs, but when I arrived everyone else was leaving.

I said to the barmaid, "This is the place where Roxette are performing isn't it?"

She said "It must have been, love, but it's over now".