Some people call me the space cowboy,
Some call me the gangster of love,
Some people call me Maurice . . .
- Yes Sir, but I do still need to see your driving licence.
Some people call me the space cowboy,
Some call me the gangster of love,
Some people call me Maurice . . .
- Yes Sir, but I do still need to see your driving licence.
I've got an Abba song stuck in my head, I'll be singing it all day knowing me!
Did you hear that Boney M have updated their Christmas hit, Mary's Boy Child, to make it more in keeping with modern sensibilities?
It's called Their They Child!
"My wife's gone to the West Indies to watch a comedian"
"Jimmy Carr?"
"No, Trinidad"
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to diss-a-Brie?
I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese,
Everybody's looking for Stilton.
I went to HMV earlier and asked the guy behind the counter if they had any Run DMC records.
He said "Walk this way".
I went to a bar last night to watch a Swedish pop duo sing a few songs, but when I arrived everyone else was leaving.
I said to the barmaid, "This is the place where Roxette are performing isn't it?"
She said "It must have been, love, but it's over now".
Can you hear this song? pic.twitter.com/884OsquDjc— Simon Pampena (@mathemaniac) January 21, 2016