It's 'Round Here Somewhere

From Bliss

My son: Dad, I’ve lost my dictionary.

Me: Have you looked upstairs?

My son: Dad! I can’t look up anything.

Lost & Fond

From Loose Parts

What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?

Ian

Mapping The World

From Rhymes With Orange

I see trees of green, red roses too.

I see them bloom for me and for you.

And I think to myself, this satnav is rubbish – this isn't Dixon's.

Desperate Situation

From AThirdThing

I lost my haiku

Please tell me if you see it.

Thank you very much.