3 x 9 = ?

From xkcd

If I had 50p for every maths exam I've failed . . .

. . . I'd have 7.30 by now.

Pacpie

I love pie.

I could eat it 22/7

Caring Doctor Boa

From War and Peas

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A πthon

Pointless Studying

 From The Jenkins

A limerick:

 

(12 + 144 + 20 + 3√4) / 7 + (5 x 11) = 9² + 0

 

or to put it another way:

 

A dozen, a gross, and a score

Plus three times the square root of four

Divided by seven

Plus five times eleven

Is nine squared and not a bit more

Tough Day For The Dung Beetle

From Andertoons

Did you know that wombats are capable of complex mathematical operations?

They can cube the number 2.

Recipe Relativity

From xkcd

If 3x3 makes 9

2x2 makes 4

and 1x1 makes 1

How come 0x0 makes gravy?

Thirsty

From Dogs on the 4th

I used to be an eight pints a night guy until my doctor told me I had to cut it down by half.

So now I'm a seven and a half pints a night!

Sharp Sales Practice

From Bizarro

I asked a German student if he knew the square root of 81.

He said no.

Fish Fun

From The Argyle Sweater

What, again?

You can't always be experiencing a higher volume of calls than normal.

That's not how averages work.

Short Division

If I could pick three words that describe me they would be, "I'm rubbish at maths".

Understanding Weather Forecasts

 

From xkcd

I passed my Calculus Theory Test, so just the Practical part to do before I get my Deriving Licence.

Abstract Concepts

From smbc

Trap

 

From smbc

Stop Sine

The Value Of Education

From smbc

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Rounding

 

From TheArgyleSweater

 

From smbc

 

 

 

 

If Maths Were Like A Language

From TheDogHouseDiaries

Hippotenuse

Logic v Prejudice

From smbc

Integra-pun

 

From xkcd