The Son Of Man - Origin Story

From Dan Misdea

I gave my friend an apple, and she told me she preferred pears . . .

. . . so, I gave her another apple!

Organic Growth Business Plan

From Rhymes With Orange

Bananas make things around them ripen faster and this is why you never see a young greengrocer.

An AI Halloween

From Wrong Hands

I'm not going to be buying any apples this Hallowe'en.

That should save me a bob or two.

Misfit

From Buni Comic

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

William Tell v René Magritte

From Liniers Cartoon

Without Pyjamas

From Mark Lynch

Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?

It's true; for example, when was the last time you ate a monkey.

Satanic Tennis

From Rhymes With Orange

TOP TIP: Pretend you're a professional tennis player by asking your greengrocer for three apples and then rolling one back to him.

Appeeling Banana

From Strange Brew

Apples are a lot like oranges.

They're both fruit, they both grow on trees and you can't compare them to each other.

Healthy Food

From Scott Metzger

I broke up with my gym.

We were just not working out.

Regime

From Reality Check

Which fruit is most like a number?

... nine, ten, a lemon, twelve, ...

Kinda Surprise

What do you call an expired avocado?

Guaca-moldy

Amazon Primate

From Speedbump

I went to the Apple Store with my grandmother on Saturday.

She's so old fashioned.

She still calls it the greengrocers.

Photobomb

From Bizarro

My wife said

nothing rhymes with orange

but before despair could befall her

I corrected Angela

or Ange

as I call her

by Henry Normal

Lockdown Activities

 

From Wrong Hands

In this drive to recruit thousands of people to pick fruit, I bet the cherry picking industry ends up with the best candidates. - Richard Osman

Virus-free. www.avg.com

Selfone

From Buni Comic

Lemon Kisses

From Sunny Street

My First Apple Product

Why Some Bananas Are Green

From Buni Comic

The Golden Shot

Stuffing A Lemon

From Faceless