Sunday, 22 December 2024
Christmas Tree-t
Thursday, 19 December 2024
Cats Putting Up The Christmas Tree
Santa played a round of golf this morning to help him relax before his big day and he hit a birdie.
It was a partridge on a par 3.
Wednesday, 13 December 2023
Christmas From A Dog's Perspective
The kids keep laughing about my memory.
They won't be laughing at Christmas when there are no eggs under the tree.
Monday, 11 December 2023
Beaver Christmas
Just waiting to hear the dates of the Tesco staff Christmas parties.
After all, I have been using the self service tills for them all year.
Friday, 23 December 2022
The Chosen One
My Christmas tree was very happy when I removed the decorations from it.
In fact, it was absolutely delighted.
Wednesday, 21 December 2022
Adultree
Two blondes are walking in forest searching for a Christmas tree.
They walk for a long time but couldn't find a good one.
Hour by hour passes but still none of them are good enough.
It's getting dark and cold and finally one of them says "This is hopeless, let's just pick one without decorations".