Showing posts with label Christmas tree. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas tree. Show all posts

Thursday, 19 December 2024

Cats Putting Up The Christmas Tree

From Break of Day

Santa played a round of golf this morning to help him relax before his big day and he hit a birdie.

It was a partridge on a par 3.

Wednesday, 13 December 2023

Christmas From A Dog's Perspective


 From JimBenton

The kids keep laughing about my memory.

They won't be laughing at Christmas when there are no eggs under the tree.

Friday, 23 December 2022

The Chosen One


From Safely Endangered

My Christmas tree was very happy when I removed the decorations from it.

In fact, it was absolutely delighted.

Wednesday, 21 December 2022

Adultree

From OffTheMark

Two blondes are walking in forest searching for a Christmas tree.

They walk for a long time but couldn't find a good one.

Hour by hour passes but still none of them are good enough.

It's getting dark and cold and finally one of them says "This is hopeless, let's just pick one without decorations".