Showing posts with label genie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label genie. Show all posts

Thursday, 8 September 2022

Dog, Genie

From Asher Perlman

A fortune teller told me that in 10 to 15 years, I would suffer the most terrible heartbreak any man has ever faced.

I was so upset to learn this that I decided to cheer myself up.

I adopted a puppy, and I've never been happier.

Thursday, 5 May 2022

A World With No Lawyers

These lawyers are getting sneaky.

The other day I clicked on a link that said, "Start your free trial", and now I've been convicted of murder.