It's Our Anniversary

From Faceless

Last year I booked a table for me and my wife for our anniversary.

Total waste of time; she couldn't even pot a red!

Seating Plan

From The Argyle Sweater

You have to feel sorry for Jesus, not only was he crucified, but it was right at the start of a four day weekend.

Cat Scan

From Reality Check

I bought one of those self-assembly bird tables a while back.

The lazy bastards haven't even opened the box.

All they've done is shit on it.

Making Things

From Dilbert