How Come Anti-Aging Cream Has An Expiry Date?

From Mark Lynch

From Mark Lynch

Me: "Bob, it's pronounced CHANGING, not a-changin'"

Bob Dylan: ?

Me: "Can someone teach Bob to say CHANGE?"

*David Bowie stands up*

Me: "Not you"

Mr. Sunshine's Anti-Aging Cream

From Light Roast Comics

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me, with tears in his eyes and said, "You know, one would have been enough."

Anti-Aging Cream

From TheArgyleSweater