Early DNA Test

From The Argyle Sweater

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks strange so she decides to do a DNA test.

She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."

Husband: "What's up?"

Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our kid."

Husband: "We already knew that, you remember, don't you?

When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had soiled the nappy we'd just put on him. And you said:

'Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here.'"

Frankcestry

From OffTheMark

From The Argyle Sweater

My father was a masochist who liked to have an ice cold shower every morning.

So he didn't.

Athurian Ancestry.com

A little boy goes to his father and asks, 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father Answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via email with your mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said: "You got male!"'

The Vetuscope

From smbc