Climate Change - Pros and Cons

From War and Peas

Doctor: You've been bitten by a radioactive shark

Me: So I'm going to get shark powers right

Doctor: you no longer have legs

Me: Just like a shark.

The Right Man For The Job

From Speedbump

I am looking for someone to brush their teeth with me...

I just found out that 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone won't reduce cavities!

Pool Shark

From Loading Artist

I used to be addicted to swimming.

But, I'm very proud to say that I've been dry for six years.

Ocean Sounds

 

From OffTheMark

Humans are the animal that finds it hardest to get to sleep (not counting sheep).

Trophies

From Buni Comic

A shark could swim faster than me.

But, I could probably run faster than a shark.

So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

Playing The Odds

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From LunarBaboon

Brief Panic

From Liz Climo

You?ll End Up Sleeping With The Finches

From Bizarro