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From Dan Misdea

A bald magician pulled a rabbit out of a hat.

Then he put the rabbit right on top of his head and gently lowered the hat down over the rabbit until the rabbit was completely covered.

After a couple seconds of wearing the hat, the magician quickly lifted the hat back up, and presto!

There wasn't a hare on his head.

Yay, Pizza

From Dilbert

I always get my pizza delivered.

I don't understand why they're putting liver on pizza in the first place.