A whale swims all day, only consumes fish and water, and is fat.
A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long, and only lives 5 years.
Meanwhile a tortoise doesn't run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to eat well and exercise! I don't think so.
My wife phoned me bawling her eyes out earlier.
She sobbed "I've got something to tell you".
I said "What's wrong? Why are you so upset?"
She said "I've flooded the kitchen".
I said "Wow, how long have you been crying?"
I've heard that if you have relatives round on Christmas Day the police can force entry and make them go home. Do you think this is a free service or do you have to book?
