Teeth Marks

From OffTheMark

That's the last time I use a Chinese barber.

I asked for a Number 4 all over and I'm still trying to get the chop suey out of my hair.

Magic Glue

From TheArgyleSweater

It takes a big man to admit that he's wrong, but it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.

Weighty Hair

From smbc

I went to get my hair cut yesterday, but there were so many people in front of me.

After an hour the manager started to hand out sausages and burgers as an apology for the long wait.

It was the best barber queue ever.

Targeted Freds

Lockdown Hairstyles

From F Minus

I was waiting in the queue outside B&Q this morning when my mate called and asked how big the queue was. I said "The same size as the B".

Normal Side Effects Of A Long Quarantine

From LunarBaboon

From Walt Handelsman

Who would have thought that eight weeks of uncut hair would weigh a stone, but who am I to argue with the bathroom scales?

Haircut