Husband: If I died, would you date another man?
Wife: Of course I would.
Husband: Would you let him move into our house?
Wife: Of course I would.
Husband: Would you let him sleep in our bed?
Wife: Of course I would.
Husband: Would you let him use my Golf Clubs?
Wife: Definitely not.
Husband: Is that because they are personal to me?
Wife: No, it's because he is left-handed.
