Nobody Is Satisfied

From C Section Comics

Everyone in my town wears woollen jumpers that are a size too small.

We're a very tight knit community!

Clear Out

From Liz Climo

An elderly woman is going through some old boxes of clothes.

She picks out one item, turns to her husband of forty years and says "Look dear, I wore this when we first started dating and it still fits."

The husband replies "Yes honey, you've always liked that scarf."

New Feature

From Dilbert

I'd been with my girlfriend for a while, and I knew it was the right time to say what I wanted to say to her.

So last night I got down on one knee, looked into her eyes, and said, "Look, this is just not going to work out, love. You're just far too small".

Magic Glue

From TheArgyleSweater

It takes a big man to admit that he's wrong, but it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.

Small Victories

From Buni Comic

Lowtraits

 

From Bizarro

Cro

From Waynovision

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Squeeze

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From Bizarro

Box Sizes



From Bizarro

 

Old Wedding Dress

 

From Bizarro

 

Espresso

 

From Bizarro

 

Exchange

 

From Bizarro

 

Size Labels

From The Argyle Sweater