Beaver Bathtime

From The Argyle Sweater

I hate hotel bath towels.

Sometimes, they are so thick and fluffy that I can't even close my suitcase.

Bird Seed

From OffTheMark

I've just realised what the paper towels at the side of the petrol pump are for.

They are there so you can wipe your tears away after you've paid to fill your car!

Reading Position

From Liniers Cartoon

I hate hotel towels.

Sometimes they're so thick and fluffy I can hardly close my suitcase.

Making Crackling

From Bizarro

9 out of 10 dermatologists agree that towels are the leading cause of dry skin.

Wringing a Wet Towel in Orbit

From NASA APOD - 24 April 2013

Complaints To Thomas Cook