Everybody Needs Good Neighbours

My neighbours keep complaining about my loud groans during sex in the mornings . . .

. . . if only they knew it's just me putting my socks on!

World Cup

My all time Croatia XI:

Modrić

Sandwić

Sausić

Feverpić

Quiddić

Sonofabić

Wickedwić

Glić

Glić

Glić

Ostrić.

With a series of shock results, Russia got further than anyone imagined. All the way to Salisbury in fact.

The Russians fans have enjoyed having a few days of being able to stand in a crowd and wave flags without getting arrested.

My mate thinks that all life on earth began in Dubrovnik. He's a Croatianist.