My mate said "I like your car".
I said "It's not very practical now we've got a baby".
He said "How about I buy it from you?".
I said "Yeah, go on then. Three grand?"
He said "You've got yourself a deal".
I said "Nice one, you're going to make a brilliant dad".
From The Perry Bible Fellowship
My mate set me up on a blind date.
He said, "She's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know. She's expecting a baby."
I felt like a right idiot waiting in the pub wearing nothing but a nappy!
They say that sex is the best form of exercise there is.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but how is two minutes and fifteen seconds every six months going to shift this beer belly?
Are you sweating whilst putting petrol in your car?
Feeling sick when paying for it?
If so, then you have got the carownervirus.
My mate set me up on a blind date.
He said "She's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know. She's expecting a baby".
I felt like a right idiot waiting in the pub wearing nothing but a nappy.
