You're Beautiful

I run 15 mins every day.

If I miss a day I run 15 mins more the next day.

This has truly been a game changer for me.

Tomorrow I’m running for 3.5 months!

The Problem

From JimBenton

I bumped into a beautiful woman this morning and she asked me for my phone number . . .

. . . then my insurance details!

Hey Beautiful

From James Breakwell

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't notice.

Call a girl fat once and she'll never forget.

Because elephants never forget.

More Beautiful

From Bliss

What do you call a Frenchman with no kids who tells a Dad Joke?

Un Faux Pa.

Keeping

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From smbc

Call A Girl . . .