Commanding Respect

From The Perry Bible Fellowship

If you have just left school or uni and have started working at your first adult job you may be wondering if this is all there is to life.

No, it is not: there is also back pain.

Lifestyle Choice

From Will McPhail

It must be hard to be a parent nowadays.

You have to explain the birds & the bees.

The bees & the bees.

The birds & the birds.

The birds that used to be bees.

The bees that used to be birds.

The birds that look like bees and the bees that look like birds but still have a stinger.

Colour Range

From World of Engineering

What colour is the wind?

Blew

Pigeon Poop

From Sunny Street

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term 'One Hit Wonder' came up with any other phrases?

Don't Fill Up On Bread

From Will McPhail

Fight The Feeling

From Speedbump

Demarcation

From TheArgyleSweater

Influence

From Matt Diffee

Missing

From Bizarro