Snowtograph

From Speedbump

During the Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day, police could force entry to your home and make them go home.

Does anyone know if this service is still available, and if you have to book?

Treats

From JimBenton

Customer: I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese.

Me: Sorry, we only take cash.

Manager: Can I talk to you?

DIY Restaurant

From Bizarro

If Internet Service Providers Sold Electricity

 

From Waynovision