Showing posts with label vampire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vampire. Show all posts

Friday, 28 July 2023

Food Delivery

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

I called my wife and told her that I'll pick up Pizza and Coke on the way back from work.

But it seems she was not happy.

She still regrets letting me name the kids.

Monday, 28 February 2022

Freedom


I was recently asked who my favourite vampire was.

I said, "the muppet from Sesame Street".

They told me, "He doesn't count".

I replied, "I assure you, he does".


Thursday, 13 May 2021