Flying High

From Bizarro

How do you turn a goose into a musician?

You boil it until it's Bill Withers.

Untrained Dog

From Bliss

So, the Movember Moustache was finally shaved off this morning.

I'm so happy . . . my wife was starting to look like Tom Selleck.

Flying Reindeer

From Safely Endangered

I got a Microsoft advent calendar this year.

If you open too many windows at once they all close again for no reason whatsoever.

Dreams Of Flying

From Remi Lascault

I bought my nephew a caterpillar cake without checking the best before date, so now he's got a butterfly cake.

Catastrophe

From The Perry Bible Fellowship

Why do you never notice pilots when you're in town?

Because they're usually in d'skies.

Fight The Feeling

From Speedbump

Seat Selection

From xkcd