Picking Up Birds

From Andertoons

I chatted up a gypsy last night.

She asked me to go back to her place for a good time.

She wasn't kidding.

I went on the dodgems, the waltzers and the ghost train, and I returned home with a goldfish.

Colour Range

From World of Engineering

What colour is the wind?

Blew

Small Safari

From Junk Drawer

I popped into a department store yesterday and I learned that make-up assistants do not like it when you climb up on the stool and ask for a tiger.

One Please

From The Jenkins

From Buni Comic

From Honey Dill

I got this new TV remote, and it had a big red button that said 'Cinema Mode'.

So, I clicked on it and this voice behind me went: "Shut up in front will you, I'm trying to watch the film".

Regifting

From OffTheMark

From OffTheMark

Isolating and Distancing

 

From Rhymes With Orange

 

From Rhymes With Orange

They say that in London you're never more than six feet away from some selfish jerk who refuses to follow advice on social distancing.

Everything Happens For A Reason

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From ExtraFabulousComics

Eskimo Pet

 

From BerkeleyMews

 

Facepalm Moments