Beach Bodies

From OffTheMark

I can't believe that the morning has disappeared already and I've hardly got anything done.

All because Facebook was down so I had to phone 42 of my friends to find out what they had for breakfast.

Bear Trap

From Loose Parts

I've ordered some German food over the internet.

The saurkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.

Symbolism

From Telepathic Alien

I have a bag with a wooden crucifix, a small Buddha statue, and a copy of the Quran inside.

Is this sacrilegious?

Smart Mouse Attire

From Will McPhail

Mouse trap: £10

Cheese: £3

Coming home to find a house not full of droppings? Miceless.

Egg Hunt

From Buni Comic

Looks like Arsenal will have to manage without Jesus this weekend.

He won’t be back until Monday apparently.

Sticky Situation

From Little Porpoise

This morning I saw my neighbour talking to her cat.

It was clear that she thought that the cat understood her.

I went home and told my dog.

We laughed and laughed.

Tiger Trap

From OffTheMark

I phoned up the fishing helpline today.

I said "I'm really hopeless at fishing and need some tips".

The man said "Okay, can you hold the line?"

I said "No".

Trap

Trap

 

From smbc

Phishing Licence

 

From xkcd

Buni Traps

From Buni Comic

From Buni Comic

Buni Christmas

From Buni Comic

From Buni Comic

From Buni Comic

From Buni Comic

From Buni Comic

From Buni Comic