Thursday, 19 February 2026
Friday, 19 July 2024
Beach Bodies
I can't believe that the morning has disappeared already and I've hardly got anything done.
All because Facebook was down so I had to phone 42 of my friends to find out what they had for breakfast.
Thursday, 20 June 2024
Bear Trap
I've ordered some German food over the internet.
The saurkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
Wednesday, 10 April 2024
Friday, 22 September 2023
Smart Mouse Attire
Mouse trap: £10
Cheese: £3
Coming home to find a house not full of droppings? Miceless.
Sunday, 9 April 2023
Egg Hunt
Looks like Arsenal will have to manage without Jesus this weekend.
He won’t be back until Monday apparently.
Monday, 11 April 2022
Sticky Situation
This morning I saw my neighbour talking to her cat.
It was clear that she thought that the cat understood her.
I went home and told my dog.
We laughed and laughed.
Friday, 14 January 2022
Tiger Trap
I phoned up the fishing helpline today.
I said "I'm really hopeless at fishing and need some tips".
The man said "Okay, can you hold the line?"
I said "No".












