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Friday, 19 December 2025

Elf On The Shelf

What do you call a house elf that edits documents?

A-Dobby.

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Tuesday, 11 December 2012

Beauty Secrets




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Labels: adobe, anti-wrinkle cream, beauty, beauty products, day cream, gags, lol, make up, photoshop
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