Dog Air

From Mark Lynch

When I was in the pub, I overheard someone saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman.

What a sexist.

I mean, it's not as if she'd ever end up having to reverse it!

Female Referee

Breaking News

Rebecca Welch became the first woman to referee a match in the Premier League this afternoon when she officiated during the Fulham v Burnley match.

She booked one player in the first half for abusive language, another in the second half for a late challenge and several throughout the game for fouls that they committed years ago and had completely forgotten about.

Mind Your Language

From Dilbert

It's been over three months since I ordered that How To Scam People Online book.

And it still hasn't arrived!

Big Strong Man

From Cyanide & Happiness